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- Spaghetti [ristoranti]
- Stuffed Olives
- EVOO [extra virgin olive oil]
- Olive Oil
So this is the easiest pasta you can ever make, there’s no excuse and say “I don’t know how to cook! “
First thing you do is cut some stuffed olives, about 10 pieces each. [10 pieces with garlic and 10 pieces with jalopeño] Chop it, mince it or use a food processor. Next is to boil water. Open the package of spaghetti Ristoranti and break it in half and dump it in the boiling water. Ristoranti is basically a thinner version of a regular spaghetti. I don’t normally cut my pasta in half but since there’s no sauce, you will feel like you’re just eating pasta. Its easier to get an olive in every bite when you break the pasta in half.
Anyway, make sure you don’t over cook the pasta, the package says 5 mins, so taste it at 5 mins and every minute after or until you think its done. When its done, dump ALL the water out. [Add cold water or an ice cube if you think you’re over cooked it to cool it down]
After you take out all the water, this is time where you put your flavors in. First thing, your basic seasonings: Salt and Pepper. Now stuffed olives has a salty taste so don’t add too much salt. Next add 1 tablespoon of vinegar but most people don’t have it handy, you can either put some lime or lemon but its not really necessary. Then, add 4 teaspoon of extra virgin olive oil or just use the cap for measuring, which is like a teaspoon. Finally, add your chopped stuffed olives in and Mix. Viola you’re a done!
And if you’re lazy enough not to read the direction. The main direction are in bold letters, you’re welcome.
I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS WHY I AM EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN. IF A HIJAB THAT DORNS THE AMERICAN FLAG PATTERN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT SKIMPY ASS BIKINIS OR WEARING THE FUCKING ACTUAL FLAG IS ACCEPTABLE, JUST BECAUSE THE PERSON IS WHITE, I WANT TO FUCKING THROW UP.
(I don’t have a thing against Audrey Kitching, she was just merely and example).
But this fucking disgusts me right here. It makes me want to say, fuck this country and its racism and double standards.
I LITERALLY FUCKING CAN NOT
Give her a bullet to the head for walking down the street, minding her own business?? And they think SHE’S the terrorist.
^bolding for emphasis.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!
Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????
No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.
This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100
I have a hard time holding numbers in my head as it is but this will help a ton.
Its best to memorize but if you don’t know you can use your hands lol
pinkie=6 ring=7 middle=8 pointer=9 thumb=10
- connect two numbers
- connected and bottom fingers are +10
- multiply the top fingers
- add top and bottom numbers
here is a cat that was thrown in burger king
This may in fact be the best gif I’ve ever seen.
this is very important