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Things People Actually Said in Court as Recorded...
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
and practicing law.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Mary!
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in
his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, I think I need a
different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
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50 Reasons to Switch from Microsoft Windows to... →
snooz3r: peterwknox: macsmiley: Anyone who keeps up with Chris Pirillo’s YouTube videos knows already that Chris just got himself a shiny new Mac Pro workstation to accompany his 17” Apple laptop. I’ve seen 10 reasons to switch articles out there; 20 reasons to switch; but 50 (FIFTY) reasons!! And they’re all so good, I can’t decide which ones to quote!