March 2011
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clientsfromhell:
Client: “Hi Jess. We no longer need our website up as we are merging. Can we please get a refund on the hosting and the website? I have attached the receipts from the past two years. Kind regards,”
clientsfromhell:
Me: “Everything’s moving along great. I’m just about finished with the main elements of the code.”
Client: ”I don’t want any codes. Can you start making the actual website now?”
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Why is the photo grainy? It looks terrible on your flyer.”
Me: ”You sent me a zoomed in photo of the hamburger using the camera on your BlackBerry. They’re 3 mpx at the most.”
Client: ”Not sure what mpx is, but if it’s like mph, then the photo wasn’t moving. The burger was on a plate. On a table. Not moving.”
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