- Random Rude Person on R Train: (to me) Did you drool on me?
- Me: (thinking she was kidding) haha, yeah.
- R.R.P.o.R.T.: Why would you do that? That's disgusting!
- Me: (realizing she's not kidding and looking down) What? Oh, I didn't actually drool.
- R.R.P.o.R.T.: It's here on my foot...
- Me: (looking down and seeing shmegma on her Tory Burch flats and thinking they sort of deserved it) Oh. ha.
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