- Me to friend online: What it is what it is, come check the noizzzzze
- Friend: It's the new black version of the Beastie Boyzzzzzzz... whats up?
- Me: Nothing, what's up with you?
- Friend: Nothing, just killing time. Me and Jeff are about to get it awwwn.
- Me: Homo, why are you chatting with me, then?
- Friend: Oh, its cool, Jeff had to freshen up? Whatever that means.
- Me: What do YOU mean, whatever that means?
- Friend: What does he need to "freshen up?" He already showered today.
- Me: He's prolly douching, you douche.
- Friend: What, why?
- Me: Uhhh, cause that is some "multi-purpose" space that needs to be straightened up before the next activity begins if you take my— ... are you being serious right now? Really?
- Friend: Dude, how was I supposed to know, I don't bottom.
- Me: Wow.
- HA!
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Street Art of the Day: “Streetsigns” project by a New Haven, CT prankster named Ryan.
Inspired by Jason Eppink’s wonderful “Total Crisis Panic Button.”
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