canttouchthis:

Ok. I don’t normally take things back when I write them. I stand by my words very sternly.

This is an exception. This girl is clearly a comedic genius. And dedicated to her craft. Either opposed by lesbianism due to religion or it’s just clearly more funny kissing a “crustacean”,  but she kisses the lobster everytime she says it. 

Truly a work of art to make me laugh this hard.